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Post by demsyn on Jun 21, 2008 1:09:37 GMT -5
A few weeks or so ago my mum got this cute little doggy Well a few weeks ago I got three hatchet man hats, a couple shirts, a pair of shoes with the hatchet man on the side and a fucking jersey Do you see where I'm going with this? So the doggy is adorabole, a real cutie pie, you could just pick him up and kick him like a football....he's cute He shat...on my jersey He chewed my shoes.. And I think he's playing hide and go seek with my hats ^_^ My shirts are the only things that are safe so I put them in my closet where he couldn't get it Smart idea? Yeah, no Somewhere along the line that little shit became friends with my cat They share some kind of dog-cat language that says HEY LETS MAKE DEMMY LOOSE HER MIND The cat goes in my closet The cat is a professional theif The cat is never going in my room again And one shirt is laying in his bed I would go and pick it up, but the cat is evil Have you ever seen that Burgurs and Fries or whatever that cats name is on youtube? Well he screams and hisses and is CRAZY that's how my cat is...so now i only have maybe five shirts that havent been touched by satan and satan junior....life is great
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Post by Bizzy on Jun 21, 2008 1:26:17 GMT -5
A few weeks or so ago my mum got this cute little doggy Well a few weeks ago I got three hatchet man hats, a couple shirts, a pair of shoes with the hatchet man on the side and a fucking jersey Do you see where I'm going with this? So the doggy is adorabole, a real cutie pie, you could just pick him up and kick him like a football....he's cute He shat...on my jersey He chewed my shoes.. And I think he's playing hide and go seek with my hats ^_^ My shirts are the only things that are safe so I put them in my closet where he couldn't get it Smart idea? Yeah, no Somewhere along the line that little shit became friends with my cat They share some kind of dog-cat language that says HEY LETS MAKE DEMMY LOOSE HER MIND The cat goes in my closet The cat is a professional theif The cat is never going in my room again And one shirt is laying in his bed I would go and pick it up, but the cat is evil Have you ever seen that Burgurs and Fries or whatever that cats name is on youtube? Well he screams and hisses and is CRAZY that's how my cat is...so now i only have maybe five shirts that havent been touched by satan and satan junior....life is great no matter how cute i think id kill the lil fucker lol
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Post by twiztidkim on Jun 21, 2008 1:39:24 GMT -5
STAB EM AND MAKE STEW :-P
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Post by demsyn on Jun 21, 2008 11:12:29 GMT -5
Hmmm stew sounds like a great idea
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Post by twiztidkim on Jun 21, 2008 14:38:51 GMT -5
haha it does doesnt it
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Post by demsyn on Jun 21, 2008 21:10:08 GMT -5
that dog is so close to benig served with potatoes, he doesn't even know hah
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Post by twiztidkim on Jun 23, 2008 13:30:06 GMT -5
lmao
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Post by gothicjuggalo916 on Jun 29, 2008 22:44:48 GMT -5
damn that sucks....thats like my friends cat. well 1 of the 7 he has likes to piss on anything plastic, like cds....and if the cat gets to his vinyl, the cat is toast lol. luckily my dogs only chew on cats and dogs and not my hatchetgear lol
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